An Open Letter to Stephanie Abrams of The Weather Channel
Dear Stephanie,
On July 4th I was watching The Weather Channel to find out what might be in store for me before my friends and I headed out to enjoy our share of barbecue and fireworks. The normal slew of colorful maps and boring meteorologists came across my screen. But I got the information I wanted so I was satisfied. Over the years I have learned to accept boring and bland from my weather broadcasters. But now, thanks to you, I know I can expect more.
Stephanie, you came on to the screen and weather broadcasting as I knew it changed forever. Your cheery voice and bright smile brought a new light to my TV screen that I had not seen for quite some time. You informed me of the weather in such a manner that let me know you cared. I knew that you wanted me to get my weather news but you also wanted me to enjoy it.
However, I have no idea what you said because I was really distracted by your cleavage. It was unbelievable. And I’m not alone Stephanie – my roommate and his bride-to-be were also extremely distracted. It has been over 24 hours and we are still discussing your cleavage.
So if you could email me a schedule of your future appearances on The Weather Channel, that would be a big help to me and the fan club I intend to start. But I swear, no matter what I say, I really do respect you for your weather knowledge.
Sincerely,
Adam Gerard
President and Founder of the Stephanie Abrams, “Weather Channel Goddess,” Fan Club.
UPDATE: The fan club is now defunct. After struggling to keep it going for 2 months I realized it was becoming more of a full time job than my actual full time job. It will be sad to no longer get the daily phone message updates from Stephanie that I was passing along to all of you and we unfortunately won’t get to see a sneak preview of her Playboy photo shoot. But know that you fans out there are not alone. If there is one thing I learned from this fan club experiment it is that there are a lot of you out there and though many of you are kind of sick and perverted, most of you have a good heart and appreciate Stephanie for both her good looks AND her weather knowledge. So fans, keep the love alive and Stephanie, keep giving us the weather like nobody else can.
UPDATE 2: Just to clarify, this is all a joke. But if you would like to learn more about Ms. Abrams, The Palm Beach Post ran a great bio about her in September 2006. That contains more information about her than I could ever tell you.
Maybe I’m the first one in the stephanie abrams fan club… anywhere to post pictures?
Stephanie Abrams makes me feel funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class…
Actually guys, I just saw a report from Stephanie standing on a beautifully sunny beach on the west coast of Florida, where they are anticipating Hurricane Ivan to possibly come ashore. You kow those people that work at TWC have all those nice, attractive little Weather Channel coats and hats blazened with the Weather Channel logo, I think the executive folks at TWC should very seriously consider creating a little “Weather Channel Bikini” for Stephanie to wear when she does those segments from the beaches of Florida! Wow! Talk about a sudden rise in ratings!
Sorry Stef, we really do appreciate your brains as well as your looks, but when you’ve got them both in the same package like you do (and that’s pretty rare), why not use it to your advantage?
Makes perfect sense to me….
Miss Stephanie Abrams is the sweetest babydoll on televison today. Period!
The photo on the Weather Channel website does her no justice. She is hot. And I still have not enjoyed the cleavage. Looking forward to more info.
She does have it all-personality,looks,and a great body with an especially nice rack.
is it ok to drool?
hey stephanie my name is danny im from alabama my screen name is silentgothdude2 im me sometime i love to watch you talk about the storms and your a beautiful gurl and you have a great body and nice rack im 20 years old im just a big fan of urs and id like to meet you sometime well gotta go and take care im sure you have lots of work to do :)
Where Can I buy nude pictures of Stephanie?
It is so comforting to stumble across a group of like-minded souls. Stephanie Abrams has the best body in TV Weather, period. I find myself yearning for a very long hurricane season in Florida this year, with Stephanie handling the minute-by-minute field reporting ….. in a wet T-shirt and cut-off jeans! By the way, have you noticed that the studio anchors try to rush her off the air as quickly as possible? Jeeze, talk about insecure.
Steph is hot totty! Long may she continue to reign our TWC screens as the storm siren ;)
BTW – Jen, the occasional ‘travel expert’ isn’t half bad either…
Actually, who’s in favour of dumping some of the ‘Storm Stories’, and replacing them with “a Day in the life of… Steph Abrams” ;)
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sorry, had one last bang in me. it’s like shaking it out when you take a pee.