Monthly Archives: March 2010

We’ve Gone to Five Pockets

Posted on March 25, 2010 by voteprime

When are men’s shirts going to get more pockets? I have a decent selection of button-down shirts, none of which have more than two pockets on the front. Some even have no pockets. I know, it’s absurd. How do you … Continue reading →

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My Tournament Beard – Day 5

Posted on March 23, 2010 by voteprime

To do my part in helping Syracuse advance through March Madness this year I am growing a Tournament Beard. What’s a Tournament Beard? Well, it’s sort of like an NHL Playoff Beard, only probably a lot less smelly, and I … Continue reading →

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Ask the Bathroom Guy

Posted on March 15, 2010 by voteprime

Dear Bathroom Guy, I recently realized that I am conducting most of my business meetings in the bathroom — at the sink, at the urinals, over the stall wall — so I decided to just finally bite the bullet and … Continue reading →

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Mayim Bialik and Me

Posted on March 9, 2010 by voteprime

If you are Mayim Bialik, or you know her, or you know someone that knows her, then you need to pass on this very important message: We were separated at birth. We are nearly identical twins. I have proof: Here … Continue reading →

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Filet-o-Fish, You’re Gonna Need to Try Harder

Posted on March 8, 2010 by voteprime

Man, am I easily influenced by food commercials. I could be passed out on the couch after cramming myself full of Thanksgiving dinner; a McDonald’s commercial could come on advertising a special just-for-Thanksgiving Stuffed Turkey Cranberry Shake and you bet … Continue reading →

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Billy Oceanwaving

Posted on March 5, 2010 by voteprime

I think the world would be a happier place if, instead of  Rickrolling, we had started Billy Oceanwaving. Tweet

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I’m a Such a Good Paster!

Posted on March 2, 2010 by voteprime

I’ve been told a lot of last names come from the occupation held by a family member way back when (e.g. Carpenter, Miller, Taylor, Cook, Bloodletter, etc.). Well, I ran across the last name of “Goodpaster” today. Even for the … Continue reading →

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