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If you are Mayim Bialik, or you know her, or you know someone that knows her, then you need to pass on this very important message: We were separated at birth. We are nearly identical twins. I have proof:

Here is Mayim Bialik at a press event last week:

And here is me, at a completely different event across the country, at the exact same time:

Wait, do I have that backwards? Is the first one me and the second her? I honestly don’t know. And look at us, wearing the same outfit as if we coordinated; that’s the twin connection thing working its magic. (though clearly I wear it better! ::3-snaps in a Z formation::)

Please, get in touch with Mayim — call her, email her, light the Blossom Bat Signal into the night sky (it would probably involve a big hat) — whatever you can do to track her down so she knows I’m out there, waiting to be reunited with my twin!

I miss you, Blossom Mayim!

(thank you to Mukti for not only bringing the resemblance to my attention, but also “taking” that photo of me)