My Gap jeans, purchased just a few months ago, already have a small hole in the pocket where I hold my wallet.
All day at work I do nothing but sit on my butt in front of my computer. What if I actually did something butt-strenuous for a living, like a rodeo cowboy or a luger? This is completely unacceptable.

My god, that is a sweet, sweet ass.
I believe “glorious” is the word you’re looking for.
those pants and a little too loosey goosey for rodeo riding….
buy the tight ones and lets try again… with pix of course…
xoxo
;-)