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Have you ever eaten Shredded Wheat cereal? No, not those measly Frosted Mini-Wheats; Shredded Wheat laughs at your Frosted Mini-Wheats, and then eats them for breakfast. I’m talking “Original” Shredded Wheat! Biscuits so big you can’t fit ‘em in your mouth!

A box of Shredded Wheat showed up in our house recently and, I’ll be honest, it confused me. I opened the lid, peaked in, and saw a bunch of paper wrapping. What kind of cereal comes in individually wrapped containers? Only Original Shredded Wheat, my friends!

What do you do with these things? Are they for napping?

Well, maybe they’d make for a good travel pillow, but something just didn’t feel right. So I put them in a bowl.

THEY JUST BARELY FIT IN A BOWL?! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT KIND OF CEREAL DOESN’T FIT IN A DANG BOWL? I don’t care if it was invented 100 years ago! Bowls existed then!

Eventually I just gave in, covered them in milk and chopped them up with my spoon.

And they were pretty delicious. How can something so delicious contain nothing but whole grain wheat? They “put the ‘no’ in innovation,” indeed! But maybe next time we can get it in spoon size.