Category Archives: balding

The Festival of Shampoos

Posted on November 16, 2007 by voteprime

Once upon a time there was a boy with very little hair, but still enough that it required shampooing every day. Not much shampoo — just a dime-size or less drop of Pert Plus into his hand, then on his … Continue reading →

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Putting on a Swimming Cap

Posted on November 20, 2006 by voteprime

For whatever reason, I’m known by a lot of my friends as a “Swimming Cap Expert.” In fact, most of my nicknames I’ve earned over the years are based on my supposed knowledge on the ins and outs of all … Continue reading →

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Drive-by ‘Glorious Ass’-ing

Posted on May 20, 2006 by voteprime

I may not workout as much as I should, I may be balding and I may be developing a gut that I want to get rid of. But I’m not gonna lie — I’ve always had a decent to slightly … Continue reading →

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