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- Is 29 degrees too cold for a kilt? Apparently not, according to the guy that just walked passed me. 4 mins ago
- My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bob Dylan (8), Real Estate (7) & The Black Keys (5) http://t.co/bbeW2gin 1 hr ago
- Finally that stupid game is over and I can watch The Voice! 9 hrs ago
- Was that The Royal Diner from @BONESonFOX that we saw in the Budweiser commercial? 11 hrs ago
- I remember Cortez Kennedy being pretty kick ass in Tecmo Bowl. Makes sense that he's now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. 13 hrs ago
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A Conversation About Butt Hygiene
Listen, we need to talk about something personal. This might be a little uncomfortable but it is very important. So let me cut straight to the point: What are you using to wipe your butt after you poo? Toilet paper, … Continue reading
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Practical DIY Tips Learned From the Oil Spill
Do-It-Yourself Tip #874 Learned From the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill: Bathroom toilet has burst, spewing gallons of water all over your bathroom floor? No problem! Take a tip from the experts down in the Gulf. Just tape up a … Continue reading
Ask the Bathroom Guy
Dear Bathroom Guy, I recently realized that I am conducting most of my business meetings in the bathroom — at the sink, at the urinals, over the stall wall — so I decided to just finally bite the bullet and … Continue reading
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Our Long Office Nightmare is Over
My office bathroom is okay. The building management keeps it pretty clean. The sinks used to have those ridiculous auto shut-off faucets but they have since been replaced with regular swivel handles. My floormates’ bathroom etiquette leaves something to be … Continue reading
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A New Day Dawns on Lotion
The lotions have survived the evening. I feel they have gained acceptance into the men’s bathroom. They are officially part of the environment. Now people just need to use them. Overnight I realized that if we were going to make … Continue reading
Live Blogging the Bathroom
Women’s bathrooms are often different from men’s. This is a fact that has recently come to my attention. And we’re talking more than just that one tends to have urinals and the other does not. For example, the couch disparity. … Continue reading
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Unthankfulness
Yes, it’s Thanksgiving time and we’re all very thankful for things like friends and family and cute dogs and lollipops and Miller High Life 6-packs being so damn cheap. But I think during this time of year we should also … Continue reading
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The Festival of Shampoos
Once upon a time there was a boy with very little hair, but still enough that it required shampooing every day. Not much shampoo — just a dime-size or less drop of Pert Plus into his hand, then on his … Continue reading
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I Don’t Want to Know All the Crazy Things You People With Hair Do (heh, I said "hairdo")
That’s a comb in a stall of the men’s bathroom at work. Combing your hair while on the can? It’s been awhile since I’ve even owned a hair-taming product of any sort. Is this something you haired people commonly do … Continue reading
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