Do-It-Yourself Tip #874 Learned From the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill: Bathroom toilet has burst, spewing gallons of water all over your bathroom floor? No problem! Take a tip from the experts down in the Gulf. Just tape up a cardboard box and lower it over the toilet to cap the leak. We recommend not [...]
Dear Bathroom Guy, I recently realized that I am conducting most of my business meetings in the bathroom — at the sink, at the urinals, over the stall wall — so I decided to just finally bite the bullet and move my whole office into the bathroom. The chair fit in pretty easily but I’m [...]
My office bathroom is okay. The building management keeps it pretty clean. The sinks used to have those ridiculous auto shut-off faucets but they have since been replaced with regular swivel handles. My floormates’ bathroom etiquette leaves something to be desired, but I can’t really blame that on the bathroom itself. So all-in-all, bathroom-wise, I’d [...]
The lotions have survived the evening. I feel they have gained acceptance into the men’s bathroom. They are officially part of the environment. Now people just need to use them. Overnight I realized that if we were going to make real progress in the men’s bathroom, if lotioning was going to become an accepted practice [...]
Women’s bathrooms are often different from men’s. This is a fact that has recently come to my attention. And we’re talking more than just that one tends to have urinals and the other does not. For example, the couch disparity. Though not frequently, I have been told it is not surprising to find couches in [...]
Yes, it’s Thanksgiving time and we’re all very thankful for things like friends and family and cute dogs and lollipops and Miller High Life 6-packs being so damn cheap. But I think during this time of year we should also declare the things we are unthankful for. So here are 10 things I am NOT [...]
Once upon a time there was a boy with very little hair, but still enough that it required shampooing every day. Not much shampoo — just a dime-size or less drop of Pert Plus into his hand, then on his scalp, rinse and do not repeat. The shampoo came from a green Pert Plus bottle [...]
That’s a comb in a stall of the men’s bathroom at work. Combing your hair while on the can? It’s been awhile since I’ve even owned a hair-taming product of any sort. Is this something you haired people commonly do behind closed stall doors?
I want to meet the man responsible for this handiwork; this complete dedication to toilet seat coverage when going #2. I’ve been preaching this sort of thing since high school. It’s step 2 to the 5 Step Process! But this guy takes the coverage to a level beyond what I’ve ever even imagined. Look at [...]