Category Archives: bathrooms

I Love You, But I Hate You Too

I want to meet the man responsible for this handiwork; this complete dedication to toilet seat coverage when going #2. I’ve been preaching this sort of thing since high school. It’s step 2 to the 5 Step Process! But this … Continue reading

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Mrs. Peacock or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Just Use the Bathroom

You’re out with some friends at a restaurant. You walk to the bathroom and are faced with two doors, one for the men’s room and the other for the women’s. But instead of being clearly labeled as such, you see … Continue reading

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I Will Never Wash My Hands Again

Well, I may have won the battle, but it seems I lost the war. The magical, non-stop faucet, is now back to faithfully performing it’s automatic shutoff duties. And really, I can’t blame anyone for this because it is out … Continue reading

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Post-Its Should Not Be Allowed in Bathrooms

In my office building bathroom we have those automatic stop faucets. You know, the ones where you push the knob down and after about five seconds the water stops, leaving your hands still soapy and you have to repeat the … Continue reading

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Hello Post-it

“What’s that? Is that…a Post-it Note? In…in a bathroom?” Yes. Yes it is. The fifth floor bathroom in my office building, to be more exact. I discovered it today when I was, well, you can imagine what I was doing. … Continue reading

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