voteprime.com » deep thought http://voteprime.com Did you vote Prime? Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:12:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Billy Oceanwaving http://voteprime.com/2010/03/05/billy-oceanwaving/ http://voteprime.com/2010/03/05/billy-oceanwaving/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:29:28 +0000 voteprime http://voteprime.com/?p=211 I think the world would be a happier place if, instead of  Rickrolling, we had started Billy Oceanwaving.

]]> http://voteprime.com/2010/03/05/billy-oceanwaving/feed/ 3 I’m a Such a Good Paster! http://voteprime.com/2010/03/02/im-a-such-a-good-paster/ http://voteprime.com/2010/03/02/im-a-such-a-good-paster/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:36:09 +0000 voteprime http://voteprime.com/?p=167 Continue reading →]]> I’ve been told a lot of last names come from the occupation held by a family member way back when (e.g. Carpenter, Miller, Taylor, Cook, Bloodletter, etc.). Well, I ran across the last name of “Goodpaster” today. Even for the 17th century, wouldn’t that be aiming the bar kinda low?

Father: You’re going to spend your whole life pasting things? But I had such high hopes for you, son!
Son: You’ll see, Papa. I’ll be the best paster this world has ever seen!
Father: But can’t people just tie things together? Is pasting really necessary?
Son: Papa!
Father: You sound just like me when I was your age. I had dreams too. We were going to be the Colorinthelineser. But eventually I realized I need to think bigger.

Wow, even back then parents just didn’t understand.

Anyway, regardless of its origin, this would have been the coolest to have in elementary school. But also a lot of pressure to live up to during art class.

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