Category Archives: holidays

Filet-o-Fish, You’re Gonna Need to Try Harder

Posted on March 8, 2010 by voteprime

Man, am I easily influenced by food commercials. I could be passed out on the couch after cramming myself full of Thanksgiving dinner; a McDonald’s commercial could come on advertising a special just-for-Thanksgiving Stuffed Turkey Cranberry Shake and you bet … Continue reading →

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I Died For Your Enjoyment of a DQ Blizzard

Posted on December 26, 2007 by voteprime

Sent to me today, Christmas day: Does Dairy Queen think I’m Jesus? Tweet

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Unthankfulness

Posted on November 24, 2007 by voteprime

Yes, it’s Thanksgiving time and we’re all very thankful for things like friends and family and cute dogs and lollipops and Miller High Life 6-packs being so damn cheap. But I think during this time of year we should also … Continue reading →

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The Festival of Shampoos

Posted on November 16, 2007 by voteprime

Once upon a time there was a boy with very little hair, but still enough that it required shampooing every day. Not much shampoo — just a dime-size or less drop of Pert Plus into his hand, then on his … Continue reading →

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A Boy Becomes a Man

Posted on November 26, 2004 by voteprime

Yesterday, I became a man. I carved the family Thanksgiving turkey for the first time. I was lounging downstairs on the couch in front of the TV watching football, like a man should (or was it the “Everybody Loves Raymond” … Continue reading →

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Stephanie Abrams Open Letter

Posted on July 6, 2004 by voteprime

An Open Letter to Stephanie Abrams of The Weather Channel Dear Stephanie, On July 4th I was watching The Weather Channel to find out what might be in store for me before my friends and I headed out to enjoy … Continue reading →

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