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The Commuter Headphone Name Game

One of my favorite games I like to play on my commute to and from work via public transit is something I call The Commuter Headphone Name Game. It’s simple: Several times during one Metro train ride I will hear … Continue reading

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Nissan Pavilion is Dead to Me (For Now)

I sent this letter to Nissan Pavilion after an unhappy concert experience there this last Sunday. If I receive a response from them or the Virginia Department of Emergency Management (who also received a copy of the letter) I will … Continue reading

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Unthankfulness

Yes, it’s Thanksgiving time and we’re all very thankful for things like friends and family and cute dogs and lollipops and Miller High Life 6-packs being so damn cheap. But I think during this time of year we should also … Continue reading

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Why Don’t We Have That Kind of Relationship?

My apartment building has a security guard that sits behind a desk in the main lobby and makes rounds in the building during off hours. The one security guard in the building ends up being a rotating set of repeating … Continue reading

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My Lunna and Me

Lunna and I have both been so busy lately that we haven’t had much time to hang out. So we decided to take a few days off of work and spend some time together, just the two of us. And … Continue reading

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50 Air Guitarers Can’t Be Wrong

“You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the sun set over the Rockies.” “You haven’t lived until you’ve felt the rush of jumping out of an airplane.” “You haven’t lived until you’ve ran with the bulls in Spain.” “You haven’t lived … Continue reading

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Bikram Yoga is Sweaty

The invite was innocent enough: Do you want to come to hot yoga with me today for the 4pm class? Sure, let’s check out this “yoga” thing all the hippies are raving about. Little did I know that a mere … Continue reading

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A Moment With Krispy Kreme

Fellow Voters, I need a moment alone with Krispy Kreme, if you wouldn’t mind. Feel free to avert your eyes, step out of the room, whatever you need to do. Krispy Kreme and I need to have a conversation just … Continue reading

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